Seamus Finnigan

( Seamus Finnigan )

So DADA is considerably more chaotic than it was before. It's a good thing we have the DA, or we'd all be fucked sideways

Awesome. Yeah. All awesome. Dear Voldemort, Please choke and die.

[Jack]
So, Jacky-boy. Want to try to stop each other from hexing one another? Which is to say, do you still want to practice dueling and put ourselves in danger of harming one another? No pain, no gain, right?

Added in later...

[Tracey Davis]
Unusual as it is for us to share annoyances so freely, I'd just like to stress that some people are morons. Even I am capable of it, but honestly.

[Students]
Well, this is just great. Maybe we should go ahead and hex ourselves to save them the trouble of doing it when they get here...

Fucking bullshit is what it is.

Dean's missing in action. DEAN THOMAS! PLEASE REPORT...TO OUR ROOM IMMEDIATELY!

As for the rest of you. Hello! Not really sure what else.

[Warded against Death Eaters and Ministry workers]
Dear Ministry,

Fuck you.

That's right. I said it. Also Umbridge is an idiot. The fact that you've decided to trust her with your decisions only proves to me that I can't trust your judgement.

Well if that wasn't bollocks, I don't know what is.

[Warded to Dean and Lavender]
I'm thinking I should probably send Mum and Dad that phone number from Lee's broadcast...only I didn't think to write it down. Did either of you get it?

Dean...you should probably send it to your parents, yeah? In case they need to call for help or something. Not that I want to make you worried...but...it's only getting worse.

So...that was a bunch of crap. I'm pretty sure they use poop for the ink these days when it comes to the Prophet. Because that's about as much worth as anything they're writing has.

[Warded to Lavender]
So I heard you didn't have a date and you might be looking for one. In which case, I'd have to ask if you wanted to go with me. What do you say?

Pumpkin pasties. Discuss.

[Warded to Madam Pince, Dean and Zoe A. can read]
I had a question! It's sort of awkward, but-

A question about books because the teachers seem to advocate that whole looking to books if you don't know the answer to things...idea. Does the library currently have any books on asexuality?

[Warded to the students]
A bloke leaves his journal alone for a few hours and it explodes with anger and emotion. I hope it's not catching.

[Warded to Jack]
Oi! Sloper! Practice partners. Are you excited yet?

Dear Sasquatch,

Something of yours is missing. I drew a map. You should go find it.

Much more amused pity than love,

Leprachaun Seamus

Now that I've done that, what're you lot doing? I've been having a grand old time on adventures. These adventures sort of involve practicing every so often. Yeah, yeah

Now that those adventures are over, I need new ones...and people to go adventuring with. Who's in?

I made it another year! You'd better be proud!

[Warded to friends]
I'm expecting a lot of attention. It's my birthday...in case you've forgotten. If you have, I am disappointed. You'll have to make it up to me.

[Warded to Dean]
Dorm room. Now. Where's my present? I know your parents...but-

Oh, yes Wizarding World. We're so safe now. Anyone that believes that pile of rot- I made the mistake of believing in the Ministry over Dumbledore once. Not happening this time.

Umbridge is going to run the government into the ground. Just you fucking watch.

Fucking bullshit

[Private to Gryffindor]
Anyone have a good argument outside of, "Because I fucking have to stay and there's no damn way I'm coming home in the midst of this fucking bullshit. Look out for Dad. I'll be fine." to send to Mam? She's adamant I should come home. Told her Dumbledore's the best protection I've got. Seems to think she's better. I'm not buying it.